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Eventually, there will be a time when all of us here need to be a part of an undertaking that cannot or will not ever produce a substantial and lasting oneness. Since the people who brought you this day are very much close in my heart, I can't express how honestly, truly, and deeply love seeps into one's very fabric of being. So, we raise our glasses in praise of those most responsible among us. They know that in loving each the more, they understand something about life that cannot be expressed in words. That's why I am going to now shut my big yapper, and give the beauty back to you, my beloved flock. Amen.
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When Jesse Ventura first came to St. Paul, he observed, "There is no reason. There is only action."
St. Paul's commentary: Jesse Ventura is imaginary. Reason is real.
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We find today that more and more of known technology exists without the benefit of innovative fortification from our most essential characteristics. Tomorrow will give us the opportunity to investigate our flaws, which originate understanding. However, a single atom may turn into a single fiery universe with only our slightest memories left to ponder. Fury arises when disparate organisms interact in gregarious modes of human memory. Follow this with a short dose of military reinforcement by glorious and tumultuous facts long forgotten by primates who know only of things horrific to our souls. Gaseous clouds electrified by one of many types of electrical quarks will imagine in my innermost fears that my soul will seem to vanish from existence forever if I do what I am told by the prime directive.
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In ancient times, it was possible for men to fly, but not women. When women were seen to undertake an attempt at flight, it was said, "This one, too, cannot understand."
After the failure of the last woman to fly, the men decided amongst themselves, "We will not fly again. It can only cause more harm."
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"Why did the experiment fail today?" asked Doctor Barney Inzane.
"You bastard!" said El Mariachi Negro del Cleopatro, the rootinest villain this side of the Rio Bravo.
"Hey, why would you describe my work in universal generation mechanics with such uncharitable tone, my bastard son?" exclaimed the senior scientist.
"Only you could have done such a despicable act, you whore!" snarled his only true love.
"Ok ... truce," recoiled the now infuriated man.
"Today?" asked the Spaniard.
"When would it be appropriate to find ourselves a nice job?" asked the good doctor, sarcastically.
"Go to the end with words so eloquent that you send shitballs down your wretched... but why?" said his assistant.
"Now I'm going to give you something more important in life and its many complexities to truly and wholly ponder," quirped Barney.
"Alas, I give no excuses," lied El Mariachi del etc.
"With this sword, I knight thee SIR El Mariachi del Negro del Cleopatrianto of flint and stone united in perpetual understanding born of my wayward pursuit of life's most perplexing fancy, namely three point eight percent of the following quantity: quantity x = parentheses the following amount is one and a half, however we are talking in a broad language here so these words are for approximate use exclusively. Use for learning is known to us as the ultimate "trapping" as known for millions of millennia to universal underpinnings as the Feinstein constant," declared the now frisky person of learning we call El Poppinfresh.
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